Comments on: Glaxo’s Alli: An Exxon Valdez in your pants /edsblog/glaxos-alli-an-exxon-valdez-in-your-pants/ Helping Americans get safe access to affordable medications. Mon, 06 May 2013 18:36:51 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 By: Lisa /edsblog/glaxos-alli-an-exxon-valdez-in-your-pants/comment-page-1/#comment-51675 Lisa Thu, 05 Jul 2007 18:02:01 +0000 /edsblog/glaxos-alli-an-exxon-valdez-in-your-pants/#comment-51675 I’m taking ALLI! I had one bad experience and I haven’t over indulged in fatty foods since! It really makes you stop and think about what you are eating, and if it’s goin to do that, then I’ll take it!

I haven’t completely stopped eating fat, I just do it in moderation and I haven’t had any problems.

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]]> By: Jen Morris /edsblog/glaxos-alli-an-exxon-valdez-in-your-pants/comment-page-1/#comment-47874 Jen Morris Fri, 22 Jun 2007 14:53:47 +0000 /edsblog/glaxos-alli-an-exxon-valdez-in-your-pants/#comment-47874 Glaxo’s comparison with oil on top of a pizza is false advertising. Be real – do you think golden pale oil with no ‘dark matter’ (sorry, Big Bang physics guys, this is ‘physick’ as in ‘sick’) will emerge from the nether regions where the sun don’t shine?

You won’t dare take publick transport – not even if it has a loo on every other car. And who will want to sit next to fat passengers who might be taking Alli?

On a plane taking off with seat belt fastened and every seat in the plane filled? What are the odds that you will be the only person taking Alli? The smell will fill the compartment – and your hapless companions with disgust. There will have to be separate Alli-free compartments set up.

Along with that “anal leakage” everything else you ever ate in all stages of digestion will shoot out with explosive force.

No more thong underwear! Forget about Speedos. Boxers? No protection for anyone within a meter of you in a 180-degree circle . . . the Axis of Alli!

Where’s Benny Hill when you need him? Will Letterman take on the Dark Force of Alli? Will Karl Rove become a recluse until that slimy porker slims down?

No more tennis whites for you! No white tie and tails.

No more all-night stakeouts for tubby detectives, no Star Trek marathons for the gerries, no Sopranos back-to-back reruns for the rest of you.

Think of this as a public service announcement.

In the meantime, get off my white upholstery.

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